Thursday, January 21, 2010

HERE ARE TEN SIGNS YOU'RE DATING AN EGOMANIAC:

here are ten signs you're dating an egomaniac from a site called TheFrisky.com:


--He can't take even the most innocent joke at his expense.


--He begins 75% of his sentences with "I."


--He tells you about every aspect of his day like it's the most fascinating thing you've ever heard.


--He complains about how uncomfortable he is because it's too hot or cold or crowded, when clearly everyone else in the situation is just as uncomfortable.


--He's always talking about how rich and successful he's going to be in the future . . . even though he's an unemployed loser now.


--He always zones out when you're talking to him.


--He refers to himself in the third person.


--He really wants to be famous. He's not sure for what. But something.


--He asks you point blank if he's the best you've ever slept with.


--He updates his Facebook status more than once a day. (Frisky)

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