Last night . . . while I was preparing for next month's Winter Olympics by downloading naked photos of past Olympic champions . . . I stumbled across a list of the 30 dirtiest names in the history of sports.
--I know, it sounds kind of lame and immature. But some of the names on the list were just too funny . . . including such comedic gems as: (--Careful with these . . .)
--NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
--A former linebacker from Eastern Illinois University named Lucious Pusey
--A former pitcher for the Mariners and Red Sox named Dick Pole
--A former NHL goaltender named Ron Tugnutt
--A former Olympic swimmer named Misty Hyman
--And, of course, former Chicago Bears linebacker Dick Butkus