Monday, February 9, 2009

Best performance of the night

Loved Radiohead, creative, cool performance. Get "in Rainbows" today. You'll love it.
Honorable mention to Neil Diamond for absolutely owning the crowd. 

People don't realize how complicated radio can be. Mics are difficult

Saturday, February 7, 2009


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Friday, February 6, 2009

Erin jeans

We were talking about jeans again today. Here again are erins. I
counted 27 pair

Vintage J&S

Remember all the Colby Donaldson craze from the second Season of Survivor? That's Bess who worked with us for about a year. Maybe we didn't do so well in Dallas because there is absolutely NOTHING on our "Plan it" board behind us.

Some new video of little Dannielyn. Yep, Anna Nicoles kiddo who's probably already smarter than Anna ever was

Thursday, February 5, 2009


Kim Petras of Germany is just a normal 16-year-old girl, except for the fact that up until last month . . . she was a BOY named Tim.

--Kim says she's known since she was TWO that she was supposed to be a girl . . . and when she was 12 she started undergoing hormone therapy.

--Then last month, after Kim's psychologists determined that she was, quote, "without doubt a girl in a boy's body" . . . Kim became the youngest person ever to undergo sexual-reassignment surgery.

--According to Kim, quote, "I was asked if I feel like a woman now. But the truth is I have always felt like a woman. I just ended up in the wrong body . . . I had to wait until my 16th birthday, but once that was past I was able legally to have the operation."

Guess who this is, then scroll down for answer

JUDE LAW.  They made him up to look quite feminine for a movie called "Rage" . . . which is about the fashion industry.  Jude plays a model named Minx.

Wow. Where the hell is Mickey Rourke shopping?

Poor Shaq is accused of appearing homophobic in a new ESPN ad. He loves men! See

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Here is a great list of ski tips sent to us from a listener. Sorry, they didn't sign their name

I was listening to your show yesterday am, and heard you talk about your upcoming trip to Breck. I'm a former ski instructor and wanted to give you guys some helpful tips.(if you skied before you probably already know these). MY TOP 10 THINGS TO DO/NOT DO:

#1 Make sure your ski boots fit and are some what comfortable before you leave the rental shop, uncomfortable boots lead to a crappy day of skiing, and  dry your boots the night after skiing (wet boots=cold feet the next day)

#2 Only wear 1 pair of socks while skiing, many people make the mistake of wearing 2+ pairs which cut off your circulation and lead to cold painful feet. I wear very thin socks myself.

#3 Use sunscreen and sunglasses or deal with sunburn and/or snow blindness (burned retinas). Use goggles if it is very cold or snowing.

#4 Take it easy the first day and drink a lot of water, altitude sickness gets people that first day and you can dehydrate easily at altitude (alcohol make things worse). Most people acclimate after a day or so.

#5 DON"T BE THE TYPICAL TEXAS SKIER AND WEAR JEANS THAT ARE SCOTCH GUARDED! Invest in a cheap pair of ski pants at Academy or Sports Authority. You will stay warm and dry and will look better in the process.

#6 Take a lesson, and if you have the $ do a private 1-2 hr versus a class style. Any lesson is worth the $ though, and will make your trip much more fun and safe.

#7 Take it easy on your first and last run of the day (most accidents-injuries occur early or late in the day). I blew out my knee on a first run doing a jump in the terrain park 4 yrs ago, dumb decision on my part. Stretching before skiing helps too. Hot-tub (with good looking girls, of course) helps sore muscles after skiing, and is even better if it is  located outside and is snowing.

#8 If you are driving from Denver to Breck make sure and stop on the way up or down in Idaho Springs and eat at Beau Jos Pizza, best pizza anywhere and a Colorado icon.

#9 Go to the Breckenridge Brewery, good food and drink after skiing.


Kim Kardashian just got a pet monkey

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Vintage J&S. One of Aex's weigh-ins

Alex used to weigh in every single day. He would strip down to shed as much clothing weight as possible. We had a deal with him, if he lost 40lbs in 4 months he would win an Cadillac Escalade lease. Alex lost over 70lbs. I think this was early 2002. 

My daughter just brought Squeeky to my desk

Vintage JB and Sandy

I found some old discs with old website pics and various scanned images. I'll be rolling out some each day for quite some time. There are some darn entertaining pics coming up, so check back daily. 

This picture was taken in front of Fran's Hamburgers on S. Congress. Maybe 1997 ish. It was a photo for a Humane Society Fundraiser. This was my car but that is my dog Turbo in the back seat and Sandy's dog, Penelope next to him.

Here are some sweet pics of Simon Cowell from 1979.Enjoy

Here are some sweet pics of Simon Cowell from 1979.Enjoy

Madonna's new boyfriend. He's 22, she's 50!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Best friends or co-workers. You decide.

January article for Rare Magazine

I can't believe it's already February. In case you missed it, here is the txt from my January article for Rare Magazine. It will make you feel better if you have already stopped your new years resolutions of working out. If you want to see the magazine in PDF, including pics, click here:

I just posted this ad on craigslist.

Average adult white male looking for friends who want to share an average life.
No sports. No running. No cycling. If you have a gym membership, need not apply. If you have a coach or take more than one vitamin, please move on. If in the past 24 hours you have made mention of your heart rate, metabolism, or body fat count, you are not for me.
Do you ever find yourself sore from an evening of drinking, horseshoes, beer pong and general horseplay? You might be my new best friend. Please reply with all pertinent information, although I’m dubious that such a person exist in Austin, Tx.

O.k., I didn’t really post this ad, but I am seriously considering firing all my friends and recruiting all new ones. I’m not sure if it’s just my circle of friends or all of Austin is so fitness obsessed it’s ridiculous. Maybe I need to move to a less fit city. Houston is actually looking rather appealing, having been the top rated “fattest city in America” in several recent years.

Don’t get me wrong. I like fitness. I only do it as a means to enjoy the finer things in life, like Stella Artois, Herradura or the holiday cheese Fiesta from Hickory Farms. It seems as if every year another close friend of mine becomes so fitness crazed they are about as fun as Al Gore at the Burning Man Festival. It’s annoying. It’s as if they have joined a cult. They lose all social skills and become little nutrition robots. Unless you are getting paid to do a sport, it should never define you. If you are known as Bob the Triathlete, and you’ve never won a dollar doing it, someone needs to bludgeon you with a warhammer!

I’ve come up with an official fitness freak loser test. Again, this does not apply to those who get paid for sport, purely amateurs. Answer yes or no to the following questions.

1. My profile picture on myspace, facebook, etc… is me participating in a sport.
2. I have a printed photo of myself larger than 5x7 participating in sports hanging in my house.
3. I won’t have a beer the evening before a race although I typically come in somewhere after 3,000th place each year in the Capital 10k.
4. I have used tape, lube or band aids to to prevent chaffing on my reproductive organs.
5. I have a collection of my event number pin-on’s and or bracelets displayed somewhere in my home.
6. I have talked to my nutritionist, coach and massage therapist all in the same day.
7. I have a tattoo related to my sport of choice somewhere on my body.
8. I am concerned about the color of my pee.
9. I have turned down nookie because it was within 24 hrs of an event.
10. I laugh at fitness infomercials instead of thinking “Hey, the Pubic Shocker”might be just what I need.

If you answered no to all of these, I love you. You are my new best friend.
If you answered yes to 1 or 2 of these, it’s good to see you are taking care of yourself. Drop a workout once in awhile and go tubing on the Guadalupe or something.
If you answered yes to 3-5 of these, it’s really time to get yourself in check, stop wearing Pilates pants to lunch.
If you answered yes to 6 or more, you are a sick F#@$. Get help a.s.a.p. You are annoying and no one wants be around you. You’re probably too busy weighing your food or rubbing Tiger Balm on your ass to even read this.

There was a time when I would have answered yes to more than 6 of these questions. What an annoying human being I must have been. Why didn’t an innocent bystander beat me up? I could have used it. I am officially done sharing my athletic endeavors with innocent bystanders.

The joke used to be on the guy who couldn’t let go of his sports prowess in the past, much like Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. Now I think the joke is on the adult who can’t let go of their future accomplishments. No one cares if you are planning an Ironman, Iditarod and Base Jump in Dubai in January. WE DON’T CARE!!!!


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