Back in 1993, a dude named Vincent Dean Malicek was going to his high school prom with a chick named Stacey Ferguson . . . and no doubt expecting some naughty, post-dance FORNICATION to cap off the evening.
--15 years later, that "Stacey Ferguson" chick is better known as FERGIE . . . and Vincent is better known as The Tool Who Robbed California Grocery Store Wearing a "Guitar Hero" T-Shirt. (???) Seriously. He did it last month.